for the ride of your life

Humans are funny things aren't they.
They like to indulge in head-cracking activities that sometimes seriously threaten life itself.
Rather than stop these head-cracking activities, the humans developed the 'HELMET' so they can keep cracking their melons in relative safety.
What sort of brain lurks within the human skull where it is too stupid to even protect the head it is in!

This is probably why Aliens just pass on by, rather than stopping for lunch.

However, if you're going to smash your sour dough ball into trees at top speed then a standard MTB helmet aint the mustard.

When we see the initials GTR the first thought to mind is Godzilla. That overpowered 4wheel brute that owns Porsche at the Nurburgring! Sublime handling paired to get-er-done spec. But above all a universe less in the shelf price than a 911!!!

That's a beaut example of GT's GTR series. Bang for bucks, great handling and trusty spec. The 4 is about as affordable as you could dream off and will get you started in the bunch in style.

For less than Kev's cash you can be amongst it!

Call Insane Cycles ASAP. One Medium only left!!!!

Front Brake: Dual pivot

We get more enquiries for this bike and where to find it than any other product. And it's easy to see why.
Apart from the stunning and utterly individual good looks, this super sweet cromo hussy comes packed with so many tight parts attached it's ready to blow.

Argyle 318's at 80mm make it stand just right and as a result the geometry is confidence inspiring on trails and street stunts. 14.7" chain stays provide a beaut balance and the cranks coupled with spanish BB mean you can smash it up all night long.

DK's home is Dayton, so it's fitting that their Premier Street Bike shares the name of their birthplace.
The Flagship of the line has a ton of new features and is Team Inspired and ready to hit the streets.

Category : Dirt and Street. : Colour : Black Pearl.

FRAME / FORK: 100% Chromoly w/Spanish BB and Integrated headset- gyro tabs / 100% Chromoly 1pc CNC Steerer.
HANDLEBAR : DK 2pc 7.3 100% Chromoly
GRIPS : DK Vice Grip :STEM DK Trail design w/ tabs
HEADSET : 1-1/8 FSA Integrated 45/45 campy style / GYRO : SST ORYG

Ahhh the sweet straight lines of the 09 Norco Atomik. The last genuine gravity bike from the Canucks to feature the frame that really put Norc on the map in DH seriously. Up until then they'd been called overweight huckers and we hear NBC were actually piloting a new show called Biggest Bike Loser - featuring older Norc's.
In 09 Norco gave us the fettuccine bikes with more curves Carmen Electra and more turns than an ADHD kid on speed. Thankfully the Atomik was spared from the changes and kept it's tough looks and lines.

Ladies - if you're going to wear sunnnies you might as well look good, right? Otherwise what's the point?? Protection pfft!!
Believe us, blokes like chicks in hot sunnies. You could have two heads and hooks for hands but a good looking pair of goggles will get any man to stand at attention.

No one makes better looking gogs than Oakley and they've been at the top of the game for decades. Hell, they'll even protect your precious little cornea's if you're that damn fussy.....

Sick of sneaking home late at night, hoping to slip right into bed without the handbrake noticing you were even gone? Doesn't always work, does it?! You trip, fall flat on your face only to roll over and find your home security guard swinging down hard with a number 10 rolling pin. THWACK Batman! Holy numb nuts.....

You can help lessen the damage by investing in one of these awesome RXR 125 body armour sets. She won't even know it's hidden under your lipstick-clad work shirt and you can keep the screaming up all the while thanking Insane Cycles.....'I love you Flynny'.

KHS - Karma Holy Sutra! We get a similar shiver when we think of this bike as we might do pondering about the infamous book of bedroom gymnastics.

Lifecycles have stripped down to their edible undies and handcuffs to present this oh so enticing little ride.

But be quick, because like Charlotte the Harlot the blokes will be lining up for her.......

Cash sale only no Lay-by
Cash or Visa/Mastercard over the pnone
Ask about delivery

FrameNew Trail Design AL6061, 4-bar Horst bearing linkage 5.5" Travel
Rear Shock Rock Shox Bar 2.1, air w/rebound adjust

Come on Biggles, strap on your stupid looking goggles and puncey leather beanie. We got bogies to pick(on). It's another Sortie with your guns-a-blazing pipe smoker side kicks and there's some bad ass forest to take down.
Tree's get in the way - take 'em out. Native plants...trample heavy, hairy bushmen - well you what to do. Leave no foe unturned.

We've armed you with the best attack vehicle in the fleet and have written to the Mrs. just in case you cop an (am)bush en route and find yourself in a bowl of nasty soup. We'll take good care of her.........

Jump up and tell the Boss to get stuffed in your loudest most disrespectful voice!!

The sun is out and you are sick of being just another cog in a rusty, no-good slack ass machine.

ESCAPE!

Escape the rat race and hit the trails. Don't have a plan - just ride! No time limit, forget picking up the kids, just feel the rush as you explore the land just like a 10 year kid again.

ESCAPE!