for the ride of your life

The guru at Lifecycles is in Le Tour mode obviously. We reckon he's been doing too many miles in the Blue Mountains and the oxygen deprivation is taking its toll.

How else can you explain leaving ONE THOUSAND aussie clams off this absolute missile from Cervelo?

Don't wait the three weeks to see who wins. Get onto Lifecycles and join the peleton.

You must mention the GURU for the price.

The S2 is available as a frameset or with the following components:

Part Ultegra NEW
Fork 3T Funda PRO
Headset FSA IS 3
Seatpost Cervélo aero SL

The 951 is super-adjustable. Intense strived towards and succeeded in making one of the most fine-tunable race machines on the planet. One of the key features is their new G3 dropout -- it has three positions available for the lower dropout bolt to allow for customization of wheelbase, chainstay length, bottom bracket height, and head angle. It also follows the current trend at Intense with a two-position shock mount on the upper link. Riders can quickly switch from 8" to 8.5" of plush and capable VPP travel.

We all love riding in the bush (unless you're a roadie or a pedo) and it's hard to get a great entry level deal under a grand these days.

Well - forget about it!

The shifty crew at Engadine Cycles have thwacked a tasty $300+ from the more than tasty Jamis Durango hardtail.

Lock-out forks, double wall rims, Hydro brakes, Deore mechs and a smattering of WTB make this an awesome bike. The 7005 triple butted frame makes it even more so, and then you see the price.

If you're name is pee wee, lil' Jimmy or Bozo then have Lifecycles got a ride for you.
The pretty-in-purple 20" Mt Grizzly from Mongoose bikes with a massive $100 stripped. That's a lot of fairy bread, or red nozes!

Limited stock they tell us, so Mums 'n' Dads don't waste time at the KMart, get on the blower to the king clown himself, The Guru @ Lifecycles.

P.S, bike comes assembled. This leaves more time for egg snog on Xmas eve!

email sales@lifecycles.net.au and quote: http://cyclenet.com.au/info/node/1300

In Spanish, the word 'Salvador' translates into 'Saviour' or loosely 'Messiah'

The Omnipotent Lord Tipping 1st has blessed you with this almighty offering. With this bike under your enlightened buttocks, only heaven awaits. Lets just hope it's not as a result of a stack!!

Our Lord has seen fit to shed his robe and has bared all with a massive $199 saving. 25% off....

If you want him to cloak-up again, please do us all a favour and BUY BUY BUY!!!

Ten hail Mary's and off to the phone with you!!!

* Subrosa Armada hi-ten steel frame 20.5" TT
* Subrosa Pandora hi-ten steel forks

You like to show your undies, don't you. You've never heard of a belt to keep your pants up, and quite frankly, you don't give a damn - do you!

You don't have much in the way of facial hair either. In fact you're hoping your acne will grow close enough to simulate face-fur. Forget a downstairs rug.....

Your room resembles Chernobyl and you shower weekly - providing the mood is right.

You don't know what the peek of a cap is for (if you did it would point where you look!) and you think it's ok to rob little old ladies at the bus stop.

You've been Blindsided!!!

Yes, it's true. You're not going blind - although you mite if you don't stop you-know-what....

TBSM have pulled a big one from their lusty bowels that almost belies belief.

Like a t-bone side swipe from a runaway nanna off to church, or a sucker punch by a cowardly small man on speed, this is one shot we didn't see coming either.

Thwack! Blindside!!!

Don't get hit again or you could go down for good. Get onto TBSM right now before the bell tolls for thee....

Transition Blindside Custom Build

Sir Hubert Oppy Opperman rode a bike from age eight until age 90 when Mr's Opp got the yips and reefed him off. The poor bastard died aged 91 - ironically on his exercise bike so we guess he would have gone with a smile of sorts......?

Can you follow in the great man's cranks on a steed named in his honour? Tippos Cycles have laid it at your feet at a price that is too good to pass up.

Pass it up and we reckon the Ghost of Opp will come jab you in the ass with his plasma rifle...and no-one wants that now. (Except maybe Pierre in dispatch)

Save a pain in the ass - call Tippo's NOW.

Want to get into Road Cycling but don't have a load of cash? Don't think you can look good for under a grand? Hey come one, that's the number one box ticked on all roadies lists...

Felt knocked up a sweet looking team Garmin replica that looks ten times it's worth in the flesh. The bunch will be falling over looking for you and you'll feel all needed and worthy. You might even get a latte shouted....

Oh boy this one snuck under the radar. I mean come on – 'KINK', 'WHIP', 'RED'......maybe it's just us?

Nah, you thought the same didn't you, you twisted little pervy, and that's why you're reading this ad.

You typed those three words into Google hoping to settle down with your tube of KY and a box of tissues! Shame on you and your raincoat.

You what? You just wanted to buy this bike and whip up some shit down the street? Likely story.....

Whatever your demented reason you can't deny TBSM have the right price tag on this two-wheeled fetish stick.

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