for the ride of your life

Girls, didn't Jamie Dury have dark past with that sleazy flesh-ridden circus that did nothing for mens rights?! Oh yeah, but know way could he keep it up all night. Drugs or no drugs, when the sausage is done - it's done. Unlike the Merida TFS series of 700c flat bars. Stiff for as long as you need him and once you have one it'll never stray sideways no matter how many fiver's get tucked into the sack.

I ran into this bloke today who was a family friend since I was like 7years old. Lets just assume thats a long time ago. He told me he was diagnosed with Schizophrenia some 7 years ago and it blew me away. I hardly recognized this long time family friend. He was a mix of more than one purity. Part man, part beast, part toilet roll - perhaps part woman but who knows..... Thats kinda what I felt when I laid eyes on this straight line mongrel from Merida.

Women-specific 08 Sub Lime 2 flat bar road bike. Great-looking bike in pearl white/coral red. Super lightweight double butted 7005 alloy frame. 27-speed Shimano Tiagra gearing with Shimano 105 rear derailleur. Comfort, speed and fitness all in one package.
Demonstrator model, only ridden by a little old lady one Sunday.
Large (41cm) frame only.
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The Avanti Blade 4.0 has a carbon fork for increased control and a super responsive ride. The rest of the frame is ADT 7005 alloy. Flat bars with alloy bar ends, Tektro RX3 mini V-brakes. Shimano Tiagra crankset, Shimano 105/Tiagra 27-speed gearing and Alex Alloy double wall wheels.
Demonstrator model, hardly touched the ground. Large (46.5cm) only.

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FRAME 6061 Aluminium with integrated head tube, pannier mounts and replaceable derailleur hanger
FORK Oversized Alloy unicrown with rack mounts
HEADSET 1 1/8" Integrated Ahead set
HANDLEBAR Titan Alloy
GRIP Apollo Dual Density Kraton / Gel
HEADSTEM Titan 1 1/8" Alloy Ahead Adjustable
CRANKSET TruVativ 5D 3.0 28T X 38T X 48T
PEDALS Wellgo Alloy Platform
F. DERAILLEUR Shimano C101
R. DERAILLEUR Shimano RD2200
SHIFT LEVERS Shimano EF60 Rapid Fire 24 Speed
FREEWHEEL Shimano HG50 8 speed Cassette 12-25T
CHAIN KMC Z-72
BRAKES Tektro 926 Mini Alloy Linear Pull

There are road bikes, there are mountain bikes, there are hybrids and there are exercise bikes. Then there is the Sportster range from Scott - the masters of adrenaline. The Sportster is bit of a 'ill-try-anything' kinda bike and well equipped to tackle the high speed training run with the cameltoes, the open fire roads in your baggy's or the inanely good-time run to work while you get some smiles in before the Boss bends you over for the day.

We're that dirty old man driving ever so slowly behind you as you pump it along on your morning training ride. Mesmerized by your gyrating cadence we inch closer and our wandering pedo eyes start the slimy climb north. Trim ankles, taught calves, devine hamstrings and the most inviting VFR we've ever seen. Very Fine Rump.