for the ride of your life

The guru at Lifecycles is in Le Tour mode obviously. We reckon he's been doing too many miles in the Blue Mountains and the oxygen deprivation is taking its toll.

How else can you explain leaving ONE THOUSAND aussie clams off this absolute missile from Cervelo?

Don't wait the three weeks to see who wins. Get onto Lifecycles and join the peleton.

You must mention the GURU for the price.

The S2 is available as a frameset or with the following components:

Part Ultegra NEW
Fork 3T Funda PRO
Headset FSA IS 3
Seatpost Cervélo aero SL

Sir Hubert Oppy Opperman rode a bike from age eight until age 90 when Mr's Opp got the yips and reefed him off. The poor bastard died aged 91 - ironically on his exercise bike so we guess he would have gone with a smile of sorts......?

Can you follow in the great man's cranks on a steed named in his honour? Tippos Cycles have laid it at your feet at a price that is too good to pass up.

Pass it up and we reckon the Ghost of Opp will come jab you in the ass with his plasma rifle...and no-one wants that now. (Except maybe Pierre in dispatch)

Save a pain in the ass - call Tippo's NOW.

Want to get into Road Cycling but don't have a load of cash? Don't think you can look good for under a grand? Hey come one, that's the number one box ticked on all roadies lists...

Felt knocked up a sweet looking team Garmin replica that looks ten times it's worth in the flesh. The bunch will be falling over looking for you and you'll feel all needed and worthy. You might even get a latte shouted....

The legend returned to our stores a few short years ago, and unlike the man who's name it bears, this baby just gets better with age.

Can you name a better looking, better spec'd bike in the flesh? Go stand next to one - but take you're hanky....you'll need it.

This is one gorgeous machine, designed with the legend in mind and now Bike Hub Warrawong are slashing a massive $1,000 off the RRP!!! This is a 2010 bike people. A cool Grand piano in your sky rocket.

We say rocket into Bike Hub Warrawong before your wick burns out and this baby leaves under someone else's steam.

Sssssentssssational newsssssss from Canberra. The 2010 Jake the Sssssnake is on ssssssale at Mal Adjusssssted for a very limited time. Sssssso be quick...

You know the bike, you know the store - you know it;s a good deal. We'd recommend getting on the blower and sssstitching this deal up asssss quickly assss you can!

Frame tubing Kona Race Light 7005 Aluminum Butted
Rear Shock N/A
Fork Kona Carbon Cross
Headset TH
Crankarms FSA Gossamer (47-49=165, 52=170, 54-56=172.5, 58-62=175mm)
Chainrings 36/46
B/B FSA MegaExo
Pedals Shimano M505 Clipless
Chain Shimano 105

Let's start the insanity, people.
Flat bar roadies are all the rage and for good reason. They are a brilliant commute, perfect training alternative and shit loads of fun.
Quick and comfy at the same time, they are a sensible alternative to MTB if you're never planning to go off road.
Who needs knobs anyway?

Well, the good guys at Drift have a sensational offer. 16" only (ladies and smalltemen) at only $599.
Read again - $599!!. The RRP had a '1' in front. That's right skip, $1,599.

ONE THOUSAND PESO'S are missing from the picture and it's not going to last.

There are good looking bikes, then there are great stylin' looking bikes. Some go well, some just ride like a dream.

The Cervelo P2C is both beautiful to the eye and dreamy on the tarmac.

And with this massive saving from Lifecycles you'll never want to wake up.

Get on to them now, before the sandman comes....

The P2 is available as a frameset or with the following components:.
Part Ultrega SL
Fork 3T Funda Pro
Seatpost Cervélo aero carbon
Shift Levers Shimano DuraAce Bar-ends
Front Derailleur Shimano Ultegra SL

Stubbies? Check. Desert boots? Check. Body Shirt? Check. Attitude? SPADES of it, pally.

Jump aboard the timewarp that is the Norco Spade and relive those glory days, where Leif Garrett was queen, Solo was the drink of choice and Planks came with a maximum of two fins.

This baby screams retro fun, with the trick flip flop hub, chrome appendages and a frame that's build to blast on.

Grab pen and paper, and get your enquiry in the mail ASAP. Of if your lucky enough to know some rich bastard with a telephone (WOW!) beg for it!

Giddy up McFly....

HIGHLIGHTS

* Constant width seattube cutout – Most cutouts in aero seattubes vary in width as you move up and down. This is not ideal with a tire behind it that has a constant shape. The P2 cutout has a constant width that carefully matches the following tire, thereby greatly improving aerodynamics.

* Aero headtube - no bulky nose cone, but an extremely thin, aerodynamically optimized shape

That's right kids. This 16" VFR D2 is 50% off RRP at Drift Bikes!!

VFR - Very Fast Road.

You better be a VFP in order to grab this baby before it's gone.

So....what are you waiting for?!

frame 7005 double butted aluminum
fork Carbon blades w/Alloy steerer
headset Ritchey Logic Zero
crankset FSA CK-4000ST Omega Compact 50/34T
bottom bracket FSA MegaExo
pedals Shimano PD-M505 Clipless
chain Shimano CN-HG53
cassette Sram PG-950 12-26T 9 speed
front derailleur Shimano FD-R440
rear derailleur Shimano RD-T661 LX
shifters Shimano SL-R440
bar Ritchey Rizer OS
stem Ritchey OS